The "Condescending" Mug

Nothing beats explaining a basic word to someone who thought they were about to outsmart you. Featuring a gloriously snide face and a helpful dictionary definition—"Don't be condescending. (That's when you talk down to people.)"—this mug is the ultimate weapon for preemptively mansplaining condescension to the resident know-it-all.

Hold it up when someone asks "does that make sense?", bring it to performance reviews, or sip from it while breaking down simple concepts into bite-sized pieces for people who clearly need the assistance.

The Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):

• 11oz Capacity: Holds enough caffeine to sustain you while you slowly spell out five-letter words for fully grown adults.

• High-Quality White Ceramic: Tough enough to withstand being set down firmly after explaining how a door handle works.

• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because over-explaining simple things is exhausting; handwashing (that's cleaning dishes with soap and water) is out of the question.

• Permanent, Vibrant Print: The smug expression and patronizing lesson won't fade away, no matter how hard they try to ignore it.

• Dimensions: 96mm tall and 80mm wide. (That's roughly 3.8 by 3.1 inches, in case you needed the math done for you.)

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