The "Dirty Hippie" Mug

Long hair, sandals, and preaching peace and love—Jesus was technically the original hippie. But even holy figures have hygiene standards. Featuring an iconic illustration of Jesus with arms outstretched to deliver some divine personal intervention—"Take a bath, you dirty Hippie."—this mug is for anyone who believes cleanliness is next to godliness (or at least next to basic workplace etiquette).

Keep it on your desk as a quiet, holy intervention for the coworker who refuses to use deodorant, or sip from it while making direct eye contact with anyone who tries to sell you essential oils as a legitimate shower replacement.

The Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):

• 11oz Capacity: Holds enough caffeine to power you through standing downwind of someone's patchouli oil.

• High-Quality White Ceramic: Clean, pristine, and properly sanitized—unlike the person you're staring at.

• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because basic personal hygiene should be low-effort; handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.

• Permanent, Vibrant Print: The divine illustration and harsh reality check won't wash off, even if they refuse to use soap.

• Dimensions: 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold in front of your nose to filter out suspicious odors.

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