The "Drive Away" Mug

$14.26

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Forget sweet, warm, or supportive. Sometimes the best kind of relationship is the one you're actively leaving in your dust. Featuring a sleek car graphic and a dark twist on a classic trope—"I like my men like I like my coffee... sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away."—this mug is dedicated to anyone who values peace, independence, and a swift getaway.

Sip your morning brew before hitting the gas on unnecessary drama, or keep it on your desk as a clear warning that clinginess will be met with immediate acceleration.

The Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):

11oz Capacity: Holds enough caffeine to fuel your unannounced, high-speed departure.
High-Quality White Ceramic: Built solid to survive the journey—unlike the mug you actually left on top of the roof.
Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because looking back in the rearview mirror is a waste of energy, and so is washing dishes by hand.
Permanent, Vibrant Print: The graphic won't fade or slide off, no matter how fast you merge onto the highway.
Dimensions: 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to stay firmly in your hand (and inside the car).

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