The "Finish Last" Mug

Some truths are best served piping hot. Featuring our signature glaring side-eye and a brutal reality check—"Sex. Nice guys finish last."—this mug is for anyone who is entirely out of patience with the bare minimum. Perfect for sipping your morning coffee while actively ignoring texts from someone claiming to be "one of the good ones."

Keep it on your nightstand, or bring it to the office if you truly want to make the breakroom uncomfortable.

The Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):

• 11oz Capacity: Holds enough dark roast to keep you awake, since someone else clearly didn't get the job done.

• High-Quality White Ceramic: Durable enough to survive being slammed down when he has the audacity to ask, "Did you?"

• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because you're already doing all the heavy lifting; you shouldn't have to wash dishes by hand, too.

• Permanent, Vibrant Print: The harsh truth printed on this mug won't fade away quickly, unlike his stamina.

• Dimensions: 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Because size actually does matter when it comes to your caffeine intake.

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