The "I Never Said That" Mug

People love attributing their personal grievances, sketchy politics, and questionable moral superiority directly to divine authority. Time to set the record straight straight from the top. Featuring an illustration of Jesus with His arms outstretched in absolute refusal—"Nope. I never said that."—this mug is the ultimate theological fact-check for anyone tired of people making things up to justify their nonsense.

Keep it on your desk to quietly shut down people weaponizing fake quotes, or sip from it while watching a coworker stretch logic into pretzels to pretend their opinion is backed by higher power.

The Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):

• 11oz Capacity: Holds enough caffeine to sustain your sanity through another tedious debate about what was "actually intended."

• High-Quality White Ceramic: Solid, dependable, and entirely immune to context manipulation.

• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because debunking self-righteous pontification takes enough energy; spending time handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.

• Permanent, Vibrant Print: The divine illustration and sharp correction won't fade away, no matter how hard people try to rewrite history.

• Dimensions: 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold while shutting down bad arguments with minimal effort.

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