The "Missed Point" Mug

Nostalgia and longing are delicate emotions—unless you're comparing your sense of loss to someone's absolute inability to grasp basic concepts. Featuring a clear profile illustration of a literal head full of crap and the ultimate backhanded sentiment—"I miss you like an idiot misses the point."—this mug is for anyone who appreciates romance with a heavy dose of intellectual condescension.

Send it to an ex, hand it to a friend who always asks "wait, what?", or sip from it while watching your team completely misinterpret a single, straightforward instruction.

The Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):

• 11oz Capacity: Holds enough caffeine to sustain your patience while re-explaining the exact same concept for the third time.

• High-Quality White Ceramic: Smooth, solid, and functioning at a significantly higher cognitive level than the brain printed on the side.

• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because dealing with slow thinkers is exhausting enough; spending energy handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.

• Permanent, Vibrant Print: The anatomical defect and sharp insult won't fade away, no matter how many times you have to point out the obvious.

• Dimensions: 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold in front of your face while staring blankly at someone who completely missed the mark.

Point it out. Add to Cart.