The "Solid #2" Mug

Highbrow intellectual humor is exhausting. Pretending to enjoy subtle corporate satire gets old, but juvenile wordplay has sustained humanity through soul-crushing workdays for generations. Featuring an iconic poop emoji paired with the ultimate pun—"Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of joke, but they're a solid #2."—this mug leans directly into lowbrow comedy with absolute, zero-regret pride.

Keep it on your desk to signal that while your professional output is top-tier, your sense of humor remains comfortably rooted in middle school, or sip dark roast from it during a status meeting that is going completely down the drain.

The Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):

• 11oz Capacity: Holds enough caffeine to keep your daily morning routines remarkably regular.

• High-Quality White Ceramic: Smooth, clean, and pristine—unlike the subject matter printed on the front.

• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because dealing with messy cleanups is exhausting enough; spending energy handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.

• Permanent, Vibrant Print: The poop graphic and top-rank pun won't flush away, no matter how many dishwasher cycles it goes through.

• Dimensions: 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly proportioned to hold while waiting for your morning coffee to work its natural magic.

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