The "Step On A Lego" Mug

Physical violence gets you called into HR, but a well-directed curse is completely untraceable. When someone crosses your boundaries, ruins your morning, or sends a "friendly reminder" about a task that isn't due for two weeks, standard corporate pleasantries simply lack the visceral, blinding agony required for true spiritual closure. Featuring an illustration of colorful plastic bricks paired with the ultimate modern curse—"I hope you step on a Lego."—this mug delivers a quiet, non-violent wish for intense, barefoot torment.

Keep it on your desk aimed directly at the colleague who always replies-all to company announcements, or sip dark roast from it while mentally wishing bare-heel plastic impacts upon every minor annoyance in your life.

The Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):

• 11oz Capacity: Holds enough caffeine to fuel your dark, vindictive inner monologue through another status meeting.

• High-Quality White Ceramic: Smooth, solid, and exponentially less painful to encounter barefoot than a rogue 2x4 plastic brick.

• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because enduring workplace hostility is painful enough; spending energy handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.

• Permanent, Vibrant Print: The brick graphic and iconic curse won't wear off, no matter how many times you wish silent suffering upon others.

• Dimensions: 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly proportioned to hold comfortably while watching people tread carefully around your desk.

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