The "Zero Spark" Mug

Some people walk around with an absolute void between their ears and an unbelievable amount of unearned confidence. Featuring a bundle of explosive dynamite sticks and a vintage burn—"If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose."—this mug is for anyone who has completely run out of tolerance for sheer, unadulterated stupidity.

Keep it on your desk as a public hazard warning, or sip from it while watching a coworker struggle with basic instruction labels.

The Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):

• 11oz Capacity: Holds enough caffeine to keep your face completely neutral while waiting for the single solitary neuron in their head to fire.

• High-Quality White Ceramic: Built sturdy enough to survive being set down heavily when you realize they genuinely didn't understand the insult.

• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because dealing with a total lack of intellectual wattage is exhausting enough; you certainly shouldn't have to wash dishes by hand, too.

• Permanent, Vibrant Print: The sticks of TNT and brutal reality check won't fade away, no matter how many brain cells you lose listening to them.

• Dimensions: 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold in front of your face while you wait for the room to catch up.

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