The "Correctile Dysfunction" Mug

Let’s be real. You didn't ask for their opinion, but they’re going to give it to you anyway. Shut down the office know-it-all and deflect unsolicited advice before you even take your first sip. Featuring our signature glaring side-eye and the ultimate comeback—"Mansplaining? You mean 'correctile dysfunction'?"—this mug does the talking so you don't have to waste your breath.

Gift it to your favorite exhausted coworker, or keep it on your desk as a highly visible warning label.

The Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):

• 11oz Capacity: Holds exactly enough caffeine to survive an unprompted lecture on a topic you already have a degree in.

• High-Quality White Ceramic: Durable enough to withstand being aggressively set down on a conference room table.

• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because doing dishes by hand is for people who still have patience and the will to live.

• Permanent, Vibrant Print: The design stays crisp through countless washes, ensuring your boundaries remain painfully clear for years to come.

• Dimensions: 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Yes, we measured it, so no one has to explain to you how big a mug is.

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