The "It Isn't Bob" Mug

Dark humor reaches its absolute peak when you combine classic childhood riddle formats with cold, undeniable logic. Featuring an illustration of armless Bob and the most brutally practical knock-knock joke ever told—"This is Bob. Bob has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It isn't Bob."—this mug is dedicated to anyone who appreciates pitch-black, deadpan comedy with zero sugarcoating.

Keep it on your desk to instantly filter out coworkers who take life way too seriously, or sip from it whenever someone knocks on your office door expecting you to actually stand up and open it.

The Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):

• 11oz Capacity: Holds enough caffeine to power you through a morning of unannounced visitors and unnecessary interruptions.

• High-Quality White Ceramic: Solid, durable, and completely unbothered by the absurd nature of dark comedy.

• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because dealing with uninvited guests takes enough energy; spending time handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.

• Permanent, Vibrant Print: The illustration of Bob and the cold reality check won't wear off, no matter how many times you ignore the door.

• Dimensions: 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold firmly with two hands—a feature Bob unfortunately can't utilize.

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