The "Selective Kindness" Mug

People love telling you to "be kind" and radiate positivity. You prefer to radiate a low-level threat. Featuring a cheerfully vintage 50s housewife clutching a glass of wine and a brilliant bait-and-switch—a bold, dark "Be kind" up top, followed by a quiet, lighter "of a bitch." underneath—this mug is a masterclass in passive aggression.

Perfect for smiling sweetly over the rim while your coworker asks if you can take on "just one more tiny project" on a Friday at 4:30 PM.

The Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):

• 11oz Capacity: Holds enough coffee (or whatever is actually in that wine glass) to help you maintain your fake smile until at least noon.

• High-Quality White Ceramic: Tough enough to handle being firmly set down the exact second your "kindness" officially runs out.

• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because you're already doing enough emotional labor pretending to be polite; you shouldn't have to scrub dishes, too.

• Permanent, Vibrant Print: The punchline won't fade away, ensuring your bait-and-switch remains highly effective for years.

• Dimensions: 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Just the right size to hide your gritted teeth.

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